Times Airport Security Got Real Awkward

#1 I Don't Know Why

But there were several security guards volunteering to check this suspicious young lady. 

 

#2 Slowly

"I'll work my way down. Tell me if you like it..." 

 

#3 Yuck

This security guard doesn't enjoy touching boobs. 

 

#4 What's Going On?

Is this love, what I'm seeing?

 

#5 I Don't Want To!

Don't worry, I'll do it for you. 

 

#6 Mark My Words

The worst felons are the topless ones. 

 

#7 Oh Dear

Please spare him the embarrassment. Please.